I’m glad melt doesn’t have a swear jar because I'd probably receive bills in the mail instead of paychecks.
I’m the VP of Operations here at melt, so I’m the one shaking my finger at people while giving them an evil stare (they know what they did), repeatedly breaking the world record for how many times the word "scope" can be said in a single day, and pretending to look busy while secretly assessing where my next meal is coming from.
I spent years living in Australia, so it shouldn’t surprise you that I have a fish called Nemo. Actually, I have three of them. Also, my son named all the fish without ever understanding the East Australian Current. Originally though, I’m from metro-Detroit and I hate to say it, but I kind of miss the snow. Don’t judge me. I once missed school so much I went back to college and it was the smartest decision I ever made. When I’m not working, I like to solve the world’s problems with friends and family over some good bourbon and craft beer...and then forget the solutions we came up with.