Every zoo is a petting zoo if you’re not a wuss
Hi, my name is Lori Shepherd and I’m a Getter Doner on the Project Management crew here at melt. I am responsible for making that paper, cashing checks, and cracking necks. The best thing about working at melt is the twin girls that wander the halls after dark. You see them too, right?
I was carved from stone in Payson, AZ, where The Witness Protection program put my family up in a really nice trailer. I passed my youth re-tweeting Gary Busey tweets as if they were my own. My greatest regret in life is turning down the role of Ted in my high school drama club's all-female remake of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Now that new DNA evidence has surfaced I’ve been relocated to Phoenix, in my free time I enjoy painting Andy Warhol-inspired murals of Puffy Daddy. Not P-Diddy or Sean Puffy Combs, strictly 90's Puff Daddy. My cinematic preferences tend toward anything Fast and Furious, because I live my life a quarter mile at a time. As for literature, I’m all about Moby Dick. Glad they finally made a book out of that! But my favorite thing to do is observe my pet cat, Chicken, who likes to huff glue and quote Allen Ginsberg.
As the great warrior-poet Ice Cube once said, any day that does not require an AK, is good