Greetings from our secret lair
In the beginning, there was darkness. From the negative space, three men burst forth. Each had unique abilities in the areas of design, technology, and business. By their powers combined, they became interactive superheroes. They banded together a mighty team and they called themselves meltmedia...
Chief Technology Officer
Mike was the first to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts.
Chief Executive Officer
On weekends, Justin helps small towns prepare for zombie attacks.
Web Developer
Ben once cooked a batch of Bagel Bites with the energy from his mind.
Software Architect
Christian once won a national beard competition after one day's beard growth.
JavaScript Architect
In case of emergency, Nick's over-sized brain can be used as a floatation device.
System Administrator
Drew once biked from Japan to the United States. Under water.
Senior Project Manager
Robin can, literally, kill people with kindness.
JavaScript Developer
Naomi once defeated a 100-man army with nothing but chopsticks and his wit.
Software Developer
Jason causes magnetic disturbances, so his desk is 3 miles outside of town.
Chief Technical Strategist
Andy sometimes sends his life-like robot double to work for him.
Dev Operations
Josh discovered the element "Joshonium," but needs to find a more creative name.
Office Manager
Tamara spends her winters training dragons in Russia.
Product Manager
Liam has a third ear which he uses to hear our thoughts.
Supervisor, Software Development
Jake teaches interpretive dance with katana swords on Tuesdays after work.
Director of Sales
Last quarter, Oliver beat out Dwight Schrute as top salesman.
Supervisor, Software Development
LeAnn once bench pressed 450 lbs. while making a spinach quiche.
Product Manager
If not for an unfortunate flat tire, Danielle could have made it around the world in 79 days.
Software Developer
Brian can see through water without the aid of x-ray machines.
Senior Project Manager
Long ago, Kelly advised the Buddha to "wake up and take a look at his life."
Software Developer
In his spare time, Chris builds shelters for the homeless out of LEGOs.
Web Developer
Jeremy saved the world from pending doom with a Royal Flush poker hand.
JavaScript Developer
It is rumored Alex is a high-ranking member of the Free Masons.
Software Developer
Dave provides color commentary for synchronized swimming events part-time.
Software Developer
John once used his extensive Call of Duty training to disarm a real bomb.
Project Coordinator
Sophie invented the fortune cookie.
Business Analyst
Kristian has saved more cats from trees than Superman and the fire dept combined.
Project Manager
Ashley once famously beat Derek Zoolander in a walk-off.
Director of Human Resources
Matt once built a real catapult completely out of drinking straws and toothpicks.
Project Coordinator
Before meltmedia, Rhonda worked as a vampire slayer.
Quality Assurance
Adam was the first to guess the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow.
Web Developer
Mary once recommended the Mad Hatter switch from coffee to tea.
Web Developer
Liz is an expert chainsaw juggler.
Product Manager
Jason knows what really happened in Roswell.
Marketing and Community Manager
Ron once killed a gopher with a stick, then brought it back to life with hands-only CPR.
Email Marketing Manager
Andrea was the first woman to walk on the moon.
Software Engineer
Doug once jumped the Grand Canyon on a unicycle.
Designer
Mai-Li's expertise in the game Operation led to a lucrative career in general surgery.
Director of Project Management
Christina recently broke the NHL record for the most career hat tricks.
Software Engineer
Daniel once won the Ironman Triathlon by accident.
JavaScript Developer
Román can make code do what he wants just by singing to it.
JavaScript Developer
Kyle can drink more sugar-free Redbull than any other known human.
Quality Assurance
Vince once discovered a software bug that saved the human race from extinction.
Project Coordinator
Shana does not sleep. She recharges with sunlight.
Email Marketing Project Coordinator
Marissa taught Martha Stewart everything she knows about baking.
Business Development
Gabe once pole vaulted over the Gateway Arch.
